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Lyrics

Lopsided
Incognito Written by Aundrea Alexander Radford
Performed by Paper Heart

Every Thursday night
They have my reserved seat waiting on me
Knowing that I’m here for the same circus
Just a different day
Jessica takes the same seat right next to me
She’s hoping I won’t ask her to dance
I guess she remembered I have two left feet
So, this week her flats are already saved

I still try and make small talk just to break the ice
She babysits her warm tequila knowing her life is such a mess
I try and give her some unsolicited advice
I hope your daytime isn’t as inside-out as your dress

It used to be so equal in the dating game
But you’ll never know for sure if they gave you their real name
No matter how many of your best lines you’ve tried
The world we live in is still lopsided every Thursday night

Opportunities come less and less
But if you have enough drink money you’ve passed their test
Emotional men will never stand a chance
No matter what size they think they have in their pants

It used to be so equal in the dating game
But you’ll never know for sure if they gave you their real name
No matter how many of your best lines you’ve tried
The world we live in is still lopsided every Thursday night

Opportunities come less and less
But if you have enough drink money you’ve passed their test
Emotional men will never stand a chance
No matter what size they think they have in their pants

Jessica finally found her man but not the right one for her
He convinced her to make those types of movies with the 3 X
Her Catholic mother found out and got her out just in time
Next Thursday she’s sitting next to me and we dance all night

And it used to be so equal in the dating game
But you’ll never know for sure if they gave you their real name
No matter how many of your best lines you’ve tried
The world we live in is still lopsided every Thursday night

Opportunities come less and less
But if you have enough drink money you’ve passed their test
Emotional men will never stand a chance
No matter what size they think they have in their pants

It used to be so equal
But you’ll never know for sure, lopsided
Every Thursday night, lopsided

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